Luxury Nonsense
A $900 espresso machine for a man who drinks Red Bull
I do not like coffee yet, but I feel the machine could change me as a person.
☕BAD IDEA
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Why this must happen
For years I have walked past beautiful espresso machines while holding a warm can of energy drink. Enough. I am ready to become the kind of person who says ‘single origin’ without knowing what it means.
Any money raised will be used with tremendous enthusiasm and a debatable amount of foresight.